What can you say when you're wearing a Custom Red Velvet Ulala Chicken Shirt? Well, odds seem fairly good that people will be likely to just stare at you curiously long enough that you can escape completely without conversation. Come to think of it, we should charge more simply for the Public Service value of these particular items. Ooooh-Lah-LAAAHH ...

Ladies Cut, 3/4 Sleeves (not as shown in the style photo above). 100% Cotton. American Apparel. These shirts run small, so consider the S size as Petite, and so on.